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05 December 2006 @ 10:44 am
Props to the Ukrainian Postal Service  
The Ukrainians have a wonderful system of mail.

I like it when fucking Boris from Kiev calls me and tells me that my medicine will be a problem. Ok, along with my clothes, notes, Russian cd's and more. Already there was alot of money paid to get this fucking package here, and they are asking me to pay 200 dollars.

Lets think of this rationally. I didn't think they would have medicine here similar to concerta, afterall this is the Ukraine. I brokeout in a allergic reaction, went to the doctors, and she told me to put something up my butt to clean out the infection. I doubted that they would have the medication here, and even if they did, I wouldn't trust it.

So I say, why can't they open up the package and throw away the medicine and just send me the clothes. Nope, no can do. That is ridiculous, to make me pay 200 dollars on a small package.

Really though, the only thing I want is my jacket, note from Jill and my learn Russian book. Prosto. Nyett. Eta beet ochen trudna, konechna. Nicho rabota. Bce derma. So today, I'm going ot be a cunt, call UPS, call the Embassy, though they probably can't do shit. I'm going to be a bitch. I'm obichna nyet sioka. Usually I'm a nice girl, I let all of the pushy babushkas cut infront of me at the magazina after I've been waiting for 10 minutes. Fucking shit. I can't find any clothes here that I actually like. I hate going to Rinoks, I think they make me nauseous. I never find anything, but koneshna, moya cectpa finds almost EVERYTHING. everytime.

otherwise. apart from clothes. apart from babushkas and knockout sisters.

I'm doing fine. I recite poems and draw russian poets for teachers. I actually understand math. I can think of stuff to write for applications. I like to dance. For once in my life. I go to bed early, I've learned how to straighten my hair and not wear makeup. Yes, life is nice. I dream and think in Russian.

Yet I still don't know the alphabet.
jillat_coneyisland on December 5th, 2006 08:27 pm (UTC)
I like your life.
boudeur on December 7th, 2006 01:48 am (UTC)
i really can't believe you're living over there...
slyoza_bogaslyoza_boga on December 7th, 2006 08:01 am (UTC)
sounds funny